Comments for Not What It Used To Be

Comment on No. 49 Pirates and Pillocks by eve

eve — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:08:21 +0000

Jman…
Cut that box oft and git over here. Make me a drank, Darlin. My ice has gone to rattlin’. Money fer nothin’ and your pricks fer free..that’s funny.
Eve

Comment on No. 49 Pirates and Pillocks by Damo

Damo — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:54:21 +0000

I love that show! I think we need more pirates in the world and more celebrities or “who wants to be a raped by a pirate” sounds coool, lets fuck this place right up!

Comment on No. 48 The Idiot in the Workplace by Pablothehat

Pablothehat — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:28:29 +0000

To quote George Orwell’s Idiot Farm: “All idiots are equal but some idiots are more equal than others.”

and some are just plain wrong.

Comment on No. 49 Pirates and Pillocks by Pablothehat

Pablothehat — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:23:18 +0000

I cannot claim authorship, though I wish I could!..The source is on my blog but I can’t be arsed to look for it..LOL

Comment on No. 49 Pirates and Pillocks by Jeffman

Jeffman — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 08:34:34 +0000

Pablothehat: Sir, you render a definition worthy of the Oxford English dictionary itself.

Comment on No. 48 The Idiot in the Workplace by Jeffman

Jeffman — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 08:30:12 +0000

Lord Likely: A noble strategy indeed, and one with which I aim to follow suit.

Comment on No. 49 Pirates and Pillocks by Pablothehat

Pablothehat — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:53:12 +0000

Definition of Politically Correct:
Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Comment on No. 48 The Idiot in the Workplace by Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:55:59 +0000

I have a terrible, overriding fear of meeting one of these idiots in the workplace, which is why I have elected never to work.

Comment on Electric Light Orchestra - Sweet Talkin’ Woman (Musical Interlude) by Jeffman

Jeffman — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:29:33 +0000

Kelly: You are evidently a man of good taste.

Comment on Electric Light Orchestra - Sweet Talkin’ Woman (Musical Interlude) by Kelly

Kelly — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 23:44:49 +0000

Wow. That brings back memories. I’m a fan of ELO, for sure. I remember dancing to their albums in my bedroom, with the headphones on, volume up high, in my teens. I’m 45 now and those days seem centuries ago. Out Of The Blue was the last album I bought of theirs, I believe. It was great.

Comment on No. 47 A Minimum Charge on Booze by Jeffman

Jeffman — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 14:36:50 +0000

Deb: Much like paying tax, I think the Queen is exempt from this proposed legislation. So it’s all round to Buck Palace for a jolly old knees-up and a pint of Mild. The moonshine will be appreciated too.

Comment on No. 47 A Minimum Charge on Booze by Deb

Deb — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 14:09:05 +0000

No happy hour? No cheap booze? What will the Queen do? I have a good recipe for moonshine if you want it.

Comment on No. 47 A Minimum Charge on Booze by Jeffman

Jeffman — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 10:21:36 +0000

Damo: I’m afraid they’ve also outlawed public executions over here. Once again on the grounds of you can’t have the public enjoying themselves. We used to treat them like a day out, see? Those were the days…

Comment on No. 47 A Minimum Charge on Booze by Damo

Damo — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 09:09:46 +0000

What a wank! Someone should kill that guy then hang his body up from a tree and let the crows eat his eyeballs! I’m all for cheap booze and hookers, you did mention hookers didn’t you? You cant have one without the other!!

Comment on No. 47 A Minimum Charge on Booze by nursemyra

nursemyra — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:41:38 +0000

12 hours????

Comment on No. 47 A Minimum Charge on Booze by Jeffman

Jeffman — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:18:25 +0000

Claire: Thank you. Glad your fancy was indeed tickled.

As for the fornication problem, I suspect this may be the stealth implementation of the government’s controversial eugenics programme, designed to stop both the ugly and the drunk from multiplying.

Tiggy: And after marijuana it’ll be King Edward spuds. Is there no end to the madness?

Eve: I am in the process of building a rather dapper looking raft. I shall be there post-haste.

nursemyra: I’m afraid I can’t take a detour via Australia, but if you can get over to England in the next twelve hours, you’re quite welcome to hitch a ride on my raft.

Comment on No. 47 A Minimum Charge on Booze by nursemyra

nursemyra — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:25:51 +0000

now that Eve has a new prez that might not be a bad solution…..

Comment on No. 47 A Minimum Charge on Booze by eve

eve — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:42:01 +0000

Jman…
Is that not a sign from Gawd or somebody equally as powerful that your future is here with me in America? Now, qwick, jam some stuff in a bag and start paddlin!
Eve

Comment on No. 47 A Minimum Charge on Booze by Tiggy

Tiggy — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:04:56 +0000

Minimum price on booze! Whatever next??
They’ll be criminalizing marijuana next, mark my words!

Comment on No. 47 A Minimum Charge on Booze by Claire

Claire — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:09:50 +0000

Excellent use of ‘Tickled your fancy’.

How will the mingers fornicate if cheap booze is not available?