“Tell me Jeffman, is there anything you actually like?”

I imagine people would ask this question with a regularity bordering on infuriation, if A) anybody knew who I was, and B) I actually believed that anybody cared.

tom baker as The Doctor in The Talons of Weng-Chiang

Precisely six people know Jeffman’s true identity and they’re sworn to secrecy on the promise of certain death. Not even the crack-team of writers know who the trilby-sporting enigma really is. Which is how it should be.

But back to the initial question, which I suppose you find yourselves wondering on a daily basis. The answer is: “of course”.

In the absence of anything better to write about in what is essentially a slow news week – after all, there’s only so many times I can tackle greedy bankers being handed more of our money to squander in the naive belief they’ll stick to their side of the bargain and we’ll one day see a return on it. And Presidential inaugerations hold as much interest for me as the Presidents themselves. Unless, of course, there’s a shoe involved -  I have chosen to list some of the things I do like. You lucky people.

Tickled your fancy? Read on…