It is with the utmost incompetence that I announce the exciting news that we have a new author here at Not What it Used to Be.

Fanshawe as portrayed by the late Ben Turpin

Yes, indeed. The blithering, barely articulate, upper-class inbred that is Lord Thackery Fotheringay-Fanshawe, has kindly agreed to sign on as an official author to this splendid little periodical.

This hard-up toff may be on his arse, but that hasn’t tempered his views on why those not of the landed gentry should be wiped off the face of the planet.

You may agree with him, you may disagree. What is certain though, is that if I ignore him he might go away. Time will tell.

So it gives me nothing but a sickening displeasure to welcome the bigoted buffoon into the fold. Here’s to a long working relationship (and nothing else, you old queen).

To find out a bit more about Lord Thackery Fotheringay-Fanshawe and how he fell on hard times, click on the ‘Authors’ link at the top of the page, or failing that, just go here.

To get a feel for his Lordship’s fibre, give these the once over:

No. 24 A Sporting Fellows Jollies
No. 16 The Working Classes and their Like

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